Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Not What She Expected
Anna got in the car this morning and I said "Hey Anna! How was your weekend?"
This was her response:
Well,my grandma wanted to take us to breakfast, and I was all excited until she said "Let's go to McDonalds!!!!!!!" I said "Nooooo!" So she took us to Dennys instead, which is not much different is it? I hate Dennys.
Then I when we were almost done, my aunt called and said "I'm starving! Stay there!" And then she showed up and we had to sit there another whole hour. So boring -- sitting there in Denny's listening to a bunch of old people talking.
So then, I had to go to the bathroom and my little boy cousin said "I have to go too" and he followed me into the bathroom. So I set him on the toilet seat, because he's only two, and before I knew it, he was peeing all over me! He peed all over my new shirt, and my shoes, and he just kept peeing and peeing. Boy he pees a lot! And I just stood there with pee all over me.
Then I walked out of the bathroom and yelled at my aunt and said "You. Need. To. Deal. With. This." as I stood there with pee all over my face.
I don't need to tell you that I almost wrecked the car this morning listening to Anna's story. She is soooooooo funny. And what makes her funny is that she doesn't try to be funny. She just is.
I just love driving the carpool. It's always good for a laugh.