Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Your shoes go in the bins right next to the front door, not next to the bins. How hard is it to bend over take that extra step!
Hang up your towel!!!! Why must it live in a heap on the floor!!!
Who pulled my clean laundry out of the washing machine and left it on the floor????
Why is the word "floor" in every sentence I utter, when I'm talking to you guys???
Who left the lid up on the toilet seat???? I almost fell in!!! And by the way . . . flush!!!
Why are there dishes on every surface in the house??? Rinse your plates and put them in the dishwasher!!!
Who left their drink in the back seat of the car??? The cup disintegrated and now there's a pile of soda in the cup holder!!!!
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times . . . FLUSH!!!! How hard it is to push that handle down after you zip up your pants!!
No, you can't have a ride to school! It's at the end of our street!!!!!!!
Who consumed my entire 2 months supply of sugar free candy bars in one single day?? I'll know who it is when I discover who has severe diarrhea. Since nobody flushes around here, it shouldn't be hard to figure out.
Who dropped gum wrappers on the floor??? The garbage can is like what .... 5 steps away???
Who left all the empty cereal boxes in the cupboard so it looks like we have plenty of cereal when we really have none???? How many times do I have to tell you throw the empty boxes away!
(I'm sad to report, this is me on a daily basis, ranting to the invisible children who live in my home. Their names are "It Wasn't Me" and "She Did It")
Thanks for the suggestion Elizabeth. I feel better now that I got all that off my chest.
P.S. There's a giveaway on my giveaway blog. You should enter to win!